That is me, trying to finish my last EVER assignment for current job, file for unemployment, order bargain-priced kid-size Crocs in time for Christmas, and, of course, solve the national appetizer crisis. The only difference is, I have long hair and a portable phone.
In any case, I will post very soon. Thank-you anonymous commenter who lamented my absence because you made my day.
Also: Happy Birthday to Isabel Aida! Our girl is twelve years old today.