Saturday, February 09, 2019

My weird visit to Dr. X

Thank you for the sweet comments. In this post, I describe a strange evening that ends with some food but isn't really about food. I still cook, but not as much as I used to, and if I wait to write about cooking adventures, there will be big gaps. 

  As I mentioned in the last post, I have a boring but debilitating ankle injury. Thursday I decided to see a doctor and I chose Dr. X because his office is a quick drive from our house and he’s in our insurance network. How bad could a random doctor be? He wasn’t going to perform major surgery, he was just going to look at my ankle and perhaps refer me to a specialist, so I saw no reason to bother with a lot of fussy research. Or any at all. Off I went to Dr. X.

First thing, the nurse called me in and had me step on the scale fully dressed without even taking off my boots. Good God. That was a blow. The nurse left and eventually Dr. X came in. He was a tiny, bright-eyed, bespectacled man of about my age with an accent from somewhere on the Indian subcontinent. When I say he was tiny, I mean he was considerably shorter than I am and I am not tall. I felt like a volleyball player next to Dr. X.

Dr. X shook my hand and before he had even dropped it said sharply, “Why are your hands so warm?”

I was about to reply that it was probably because the room was hot, but he didn’t wait for an answer. “And why are your fingertips bluish?”

I looked at my fingertips anxiously. “Are they bluish?”

“Purple. You see?” 

I said, “Maybe because I ate a pomegranate a few hours ago?

He looked up. “Do you eat a lot of fruit?”

“Not really. I do like pomegranates.”

“What is your diet?”  

“What do you mean by that?”

“What do you think I mean?”

I said, “Are you asking, like, what do I have for breakfast?” 

He didn’t answer. He said: “Do you drink?”

“Yes.” What did any of this have to do with my ankle? I told him I was here because I’d been walking a lot and hurt myself and . . . 

He cut me off. “Give me your phone. I want to look at your phone.”

“Ah, I know what you’re going to do,” I said. “You’re going to look at my pedometer.”

Dr. X seemed disappointed. He said, “A lot of people with iPhones do not even know about the pedometer.” He took my phone, went into the pedometer, studied it for about 20 seconds. He then informed me that I had a repetitive stress injury because I’d been walking too much and hadn’t been resting between days of walking, he could see it right there on the pedometer. Bodies need rest, something about mitochondria, stretching, cross-training, etc etc, walk 10 minutes a day, no more, and you’ll be fine in two weeks.

I was annoyed. This domineering little man had demanded my phone and hadn’t even glanced at my leg. I said, wait a second, I’ve been resting and elevating my leg and icing it for a few weeks already and it isn’t getting better.

“Oh, you’re worried about a stress fracture,” he said cheerfully. “Stand up. Now jump up and down like this.” He jumped up and down. I jumped up and down. 

“Does it hurt?”


“That means you do not have a stress fracture. You have, like I said, a repetitive stress injury. Do you get a lot of sunlight?”

Huh? “Probably not. I take vitamin D.”

“How much?”

“I don’t know. A capsule.”

“Very strange that someone who walks that much would say she doesn’t get a lot of sunlight.” 
 He began typing the diagnosis into the computer. “How do you spell repetitive?”

I told him how to spell repetitive. 

“That’s what I typed but it’s not coming up. How many words a minute do you type?”

“I type pretty fast,” I replied. 

“I know you type fast because you are a writer, but how many words per minute?”

“I have no idea. I’m still wondering, why did you ask me about my diet? Why did you ask me if I eat fruit?”

“I forget,” he said.

The appointment was over. As I walked out, he said, “Are you limping?”

Why yes, doctor.

It was the weirdest appointment. It was about 7 p.m. by now and I limped across the street to a roti shop and ordered a vegetarian roti for dinner. I had been planning to go to a pizza restaurant, but cheesy pizza seemed much less attractive after that visit. A roti is like a Caribbean burrito, but instead of a tortilla, the wrapper is a sheet of whole wheat Indian flatbread, and instead of carne asada and pinto beans, the filling is likely to be chicken and potatoes, or, in my case, curried greens and squash. Roti are everywhere in this part of Brooklyn but this was my first. It was delicious. What is your diet? Healthy.

I sat there eating the roti in the empty roti shop, thinking about Dr. X. I would never go back to Dr. X, but I realized that while he was eccentric and obnoxious, I had rather enjoyed him. I had found him amusing, even somewhat cute. I had found him amusing and cute because he seemed harmless and he seemed harmless entirely because he was so much smaller than I was. If a tall doctor had barked questions at me and demanded my phone, I would have been nervous. Instead, I had played along, unfazed. I thought, Is this how men feel all the time when they (literally) look down at women? Is it just size that explains the difference between “you’re beautiful when you’re angry” and “you’re terrifying when you’re angry?” 

Obviously size confers advantage. I knew this in an abstract way, but I’d never really felt it before. I enjoyed that feeling. I imagine Dr. X would too.


  1. Great post. You are such a good writer!

  2. I am weeping with joy that you are writing online again! I don't care if a roti makes it into a post; I just want to read your observations! Dr. X sounds like he may be trained in Ayurvedic medicine as well? Curious. Good luck with your injury. Sounds very tedious. So, while you are resting your foot, you can write more? Yay!!!!!!!!

  3. So glad to have you back and writing again, Jennifer. Glad for brilliance in your breezy Tipsy way, it instantly improves my day! And wonderful about the height, well done! Ancient reptilian software. DNA constantly running in the background. It probably favors size and strength over brains and, big surprise, kindness. Savages that we are!

  4. I wrote a long comment to your last post but for some reason it didn't publish. The gist was an expression of joy at seeing a post from you and also a certain amount of awe at your and Mark's intrepidity at moving from MV to NYC! So different. Can't wait to hear more.

  5. Interesting! I never thought about that, but you might be on to something there....

  6. Yes I wrote a comment on your last post too with no luck. Basically saying hooray! So glad you're back, and like the others, I'm delighted to read whatever you want to write about. Rachel x

  7. I am so glad you are back.

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  13. you always manage to glean the subtext from any situation. love that about you.

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  15. I think your observation is fascinating. That would never have occurred to me, but I think it makes perfect sense. I would love to be larger than most men around me for a day to test it out. Maybe that's why the women in those old sci-fi movies that are in charge are always Amazons. See? This is what I have missed!

  16. So basically this doctor couldn't take the time to hear why you had come to his office. Sure sign you need to find somebody else. But I am so, so happy to have you posting again.

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  19. Well that sucks ...coming from a person that enjoys a good 10K walk myself....but mind that ankle for sure. My daughter's friend and neighbor injured her ankle on a birthday trip to Jamaica in November...something about mountain climbing (I didn't know Jamaica HAD mountains...that's coming from someone living in the Rockies). She was just basically "walking it off" as per her docs instructions. Then come Xmas Eve and after an evening with the neighborhood revelers (my daughter lives in a great neighborhood)she kinda sorta staggered home across the street and just before dropping of to bed...suddenly discovered there were stockings to fill. So half way up those stairs she pivoted to go back downstairs, on her bad ankle to do the job of filling stockings....and voila' down ...down... down she went....needless to say it's the end of April annnnnnd TWO broken ankles later on BOTH feet....she just completed yet another surgery to remove screws from one leg so far....cause it also happens that's she's allergic to metal the screws are made out of. It's a good thing she has a sense of humor. Cause we give her a hard time for screwing up everyone's Xmas. What with ambulances and neighborhood emergency visits, and two kids to deal with (one a surly teen)the true meaning of "it takes a village" still alive and well. What happens when you suddenly can't walk, drive, etc....and live in a house with stairs. A nightmare for anyone for sure. She's a single parent as well...but boy theres something to be said for great employee benefit plans. Sooooo stay safe with your ankle.

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