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Dan as a lad. |
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Kentucky in more innocent days. |
One day I was watching our goat Peppermint after a meal as she went around kicking her heels into the air and I thought, she's really feeling her oats. Ding!
I took the goats up to be bred today and I won't see them again until 2011. I've spent time with bulls and tomcats and unneutered male dogs, but nothing had prepared me for the sheer goatishness of a full grown buck goat. You could smell these dudes from fifty feet away and they did not look like the sweet pictures above.
They looked more like this:
Except they had their tongues stuck out and were making crazy noises. We put Natalie and Peppermint in with the boys and as I walked away Dan was already humping Peppermint while she wailed and tried to squeeze through a 4-inch hole in the stock panel. I felt a little bad. I know it's natural and all and this is the price we pay for cheese and baby goats and life itself, but Dan and Kentucky were acting like a couple of nasty old goats.
Poor Peppermint! Ugh.
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ReplyDeleteDid they at least get some mood lighting or a meal first? A lttle Barry White on the barn speakers?
ReplyDeleteAnd I bet he won't call either...
Excellent illustration on this post, Tipsy, but the whole thing makes me very uncomfortable.
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